YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW

Reblog if you should have known you were gay earlier due to your constant obsession with female actresses/youtubers you “just wanted to be like”

Y'all made it seem like drinking 8 cups of water was supposed to cure my depression y'all r all liars

Are you guys ever just laying in your bed when you get attacked by a level 99 depression attack out of nowhere? Bcs, same

Fun Fact: Wasp spray is much more effective than pepper spray or mace and the creep that you spray will literally have to go to the hospital, unlike pepper spray that wears off. It stings more and literally it’s much cheaper and more accessible. I have a can in my car and I’ve never had to use it (thank god) but it doesn’t expire, all you have to do is give it a shake like once in a while, unlike mace or pepper spray. A bunch of girls at my college have a can, and my campus police officer swears by it. Just putting that out there because hey, you never know. Stay safe y'all 🌸

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

left at 2:45, arrived at 3:15, sat in the car for 15 minutes so it wouldn’t be weird

It’s me

I-M-P-E-A-C-H-M-E-N-T

This is so funny I’m going to pee

i dunt want to explode.

I dun wanna explode either my dude

XD

I would pay to watch a movie of Alton Brown as a secret agent who uses a mixture of his culinary and scientific knowledge as well as firearms to eliminate evil people.

I wanna go hiking w Shia LaBeouf I feel like he would listen to all my problems and tell me everything is going to be okay and then throw a rock at me

There is an entire song about why it’s a bad idea to go into the woods with shia labeouf

i feel this song is true and yet i still believe in Shia’s ability to make me feel better and throw rocks at me

anonymously make an assumption about me and i'll confirm/deny it

DO IT!!!!

What more of an endorsement could you hope for