Is This Even A Blog

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

Fighting for my life in margaritaville

Solving an impossible task in margaritaville

Transporting an immovable object in margaritaville

Experiencing existential dread in margaritaville

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

Me getting tickled

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks