Welcome To Hell

Hanging out with me and you keep getting annoyed cause you think I keep sighing loudly but it's actually wind rushing through my strangely hollow interior and I blow away

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

I think Iron Lung deserves to be Oscar nominated for the makeup and I'm completely serious. Tiny splashes of blood he didn't know to clean off because he doesn't have a mirror slowly turn into burns and then holes in Simon's head and you don't notice at all until it's too late. You think, oh, that must have been a burn all along, I guess, that's why it was still there. The bandages get bloodied, and then bloodier from the inside. Keeping makeup like that consistent at all is already a nightmare and they made it an arching plot point. The only makeup job I didn't care for was at the very, very end, and it's for the usual "building on top of because you can't take away from the surface" reasons, it's completely fine from this size production.

This is the only tiktok where the automated voice actually adds to the cinematic experience

This is absolutely what a cats internal monologue is like <3

Actually Ive decided to be angry now

Whatever, I could take the frosty folds of the abominable snowman.

I'll go down on the yonic yeti canyon.

She can blizzard on my glizzard any day.

Tomorrow's a snow day and brother I'm breaking out the Flexible Flyer.

We're about to get indecent at Dyatlov Pass.

Call me the McFlurry machine the way I break it down inside her.

You can hang us upside down but nothing can get me off my dairy queen.

She's my storm warning the way we're preppin for six to eight inches overnight.

Yeah baby doll I'm one snow blower that has a lifetime guarantee. You can call me Mister Plow, I'll allow it.

Or call me Scrat with how I'm hiding my nuts in your ice age, it's all good. Just lemme put a little dulce de leche on your shaved ice okay?

I did all this work and nothin to snow for it

Hey are... are you okay?

​really puts the squat in Sasquatch

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors