Hhhrrnngggg

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

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If you have ADHD you are probably never gonna get that endorphin rush after exercise. Our brains just aren't built for it.

You may have any number of comorbid conditions that can occur with ADHD that won't be caught by a normal blood screening (Fibro, ME, Hypothyroid, EDS, etc.) See if your doc can test your thyroid, vitamin B and D levels to start.

Didn't you just have surgery like a month ago? It's unrealistic to expect your body to be 100% soon after getting a chunk cut out of it (especially if that chunk specifically affected your hormones in any way).

sort of a Galapagos finch beak of wieners, adapted to fit in unexpected and novel niches.

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A patient comes in with a flesh eating bacteria that is rapidly spreading up their leg. The only way to save their life is to remove their leg.

So what do you do? To help the patient is to accept that you must also harm them.

You're a good doctor. Of course you remove the leg and save the patient's life, because trying to exercise a choice that will result in no harm is impossible where there are only two bad outcomes, but one is unquestionably worse.

"Oh I don't normally use AI, I just wanted it to plan my trip"

You lived on this planet for decades, you know what you like, there are hundreds of websites where you can type into any search engine " things to do in [area]" and have at least a hundred different options.

"Oh I only use it so I can figure out what to make during the week with what I have"

The most popular website as you type in "recipes" into google have sections where you click dinner- quick and easy and those usually rely on staples + 1 or 2 items. I found 30 recipes on chicken alone.

"I had a writing idea, so I typed a few sentences into Chat GPT and I was able to write 20 pages with it."

use AI, I just wanted

it to plan my trip”