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PWHL Hamilton today announced that forward Alina Müller has been signed to a three-year Professional Women’s Hockey League (PWHL) Standard Player Agreement ahead of the team’s inaugural 2026-27 season. Müller, who was under contract with the Boston Fleet, joins PWHL Hamilton on a new deal through the 2028-29 campaign and becomes the third of five players to be added during Phase 2 of the PWHL’s Expansion Roster Distribution Process.

montreal victoire player abby roque, drinks from the walter cup [hand designed by Tiffany & Co] filled with beer (2026)

ARD has a pool and WILL be having a pool party for the team

Laura Stacey is afflicted with Sidney-Crosby-Disease, aka wearing a cup that has been falling apart for years and should be burned

Laura Stacey has extended the Sydney-Crosby-Disease to the realm of socks

Maggie Flaherty is an absolute cupcake (not new information but still important)

Someone had a "Laura Stacey is a faker" sign in the stands, which is hilarious because if Stacey was faking that injury last game she needs to give up hockey and become an actor immediately

Lina Ljungblom was hyping everyone up with a pre-game speech and meant to say "today is the day" but instead said "today is today" and the Victoire kept repeating this to each other all game

There is some sort of betting system I didn't understand on the team, but the loser has to hike to the top of Mount Royale and play an instrument that they have never played before for a whole song. Stacey says she is hoping it is a tuba.

From Gabriel By Edward Hirsch

John and Paul would both devolve very quickly into “we’re the greatest artists of all time, our lives will be more successful and more important than yours anyway, it should be one of you two.” They would feel fucking horrible about it, but they don't want to die, and they don't want to see each other die. They would present a united front as long as there was never any realistic possibility of sacrificing one or the other of them – if George and Ringo had the sense to team up on one of them then things might be different, but they don't, so it isn't.

Ringo is the first one who would actually vote for himself. He'll even vote for himself when it doesn't make sense – Paul and John will pretty quickly team up on George just on instinct, and Ringo could probably push George over the edge if he really tried, but he's quickly resorted to pretending this isn't happening. Just keep voting Ringo. This will be over soon. Everything will be over soon. He’s quite sure that all of them will be sacrificed, so going to the quiet place inside of himself makes the most sense. Soon the waves will close over his head and he'll be warm below the storm. Happy and safe. Happy and safe. The others, too.

At one point, in a moment of either bravery or weakness, John would offer to sacrifice himself. But Ringo would vote Ringo and it would devolve into chaos. George, out of sheer contrariness, votes for Billy Shears. The argument continues.

The closest they'd come to escape is John and Paul finally, painfully, deciding to vote for Ringo. But George refuses. Partly because he feels very deeply that this is unfair, and partly because if the four of them can't agree then John and Paul both die, and he's so fucking angry at this point that he's perfectly willing to be sacrificed if it means that for once John and Paul won't get what they want at everyone else's expense.

another wife line goal to break pou out of jail!