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often times when he goes out with friends or on missions, yuuji will come back with little trinkets or toys he thought you would like.

he doesn’t listen when you tell him you have nowhere to put them—when he gifts them to you, he’ll just smile his giddiest smile, hoping you’ll forget about that for a moment.

it's funny because he’ll come over to your tiny uni room down the hall from his own, see his gifts taking up the majority of your space that you’re meant to have, and he’ll still have a mind to think of other things he could get you!!

‘the more the merrier!’ is the sentiment of all of his lighthearted protests when you bring it up in conversation—and he’s genuine with that—but there’s also something else.

CW: Yuji Itadori x fem!Reader (kinda Sukuna x Reader but not really), established relationship (Yuji + Reader), smut, fluff, safe word usage, voyeurism, consent checks, probably OOC, you and Yuji annoying the fuck out of Sukuna, Sukuna not being able to understand affection 💀

NOTES: I have no clue what this is. It started as me wanting to write a drabble then just went on and on and I don't feel like editing it so here you go. Also idk if it's clear or not in the way I wrote this but: Absolutely no hate to people who don't attach romantic love to sexual love, people who only ever get into sexual relationships, or people who don't feel romantic feelings towards people! Any and all types of affection are valid in every way and should be respected and taken seriously! I just wanted to say that in case the way I wrote things makes it seem like I don't think people like that are valid. Not the case at all! I love and respect all of you! This is just the product of me just having woken up from a nap and rambling about a topic I thought was funny so I apologize if it's random or confusing LMAO

All characters are 18+ !!

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Can you imagine Yuji being the one who has to teach Sukuna how to fuck you properly??

Like, even though Sukuna has never seen you two fuck, he's confident, confident, that Yuji is too soft with everything. How he handles you, how he talks to you and his pace when he fucks you, just isn't satisfying to you. You need a real man's cock. Someone who'll treat you right. Make your eyes roll to the back of your head while you babble nonsense. So... both you and Yuji oblige. If Sukuna's so confident then let's see what he can do.

The first time Sukuna tries fucking you 1 on 1 (with Yuji in the room to 'take notes', or at least that's what Sukuna told him he'd have to do), he doesn't ask what you like, doesn't take into account your feelings on anything and only goes off of what he knows from back in the Heian Era. (The last time he actually fucked.)

He's rough with how he handles you, mean with his words and brutal with his pace. Long story short, you try a few times to get him to stop or at least slow down until you finally have enough and end up using your safe word around 10 minutes in. Sukuna hears it and is so confused but he pulls out anyway.

Yuji immediately makes his way over to the bed, sitting down on the edge of it as he holds your shaky form. It's hard for him to see you cry like this but he's also so proud of you. He whispers soothing words in your ear, rubbing your back as he cradles your body against his chest. Telling you how proud he is that you used the safe word, how much of a champ you are to at least try this with Sukuna. His gaze turns to Sukuna who is so insanely confused.

"Yeah that was great dude. You really showed me how to fuck my girlfriend," the sarcasm dripping from his voice makes you give a shaky laugh against his chest.

"Well... what the fuck? I mean... I thought women liked it rough," he says, his face scrunched in a confused scowl.

"Yeah ok sure, but you never asked her what she liked," Yuji states.

"No because I didn't think I had to," Sukuna says back flatly, as if it's the most basic thing to say. Yuji is perplexed.

"What... what makes you think you don't have to ask someone what they like in bed???" he asks.

"Well, why would I? None of my concubines ever complained or said they wanted something different. Hell, no one I've ever fucked has ever complained," he explains. Yuji blinks at him.

"Are... are you— you have to be kidding, right?" he asks, astonished at how it seems like Sukuna almost has no idea who or what he is. Sukuna simply raises an eyebrow, confused as to why the brat thinks he's joking about his sex life. Yuji blinks at him again.

"I'm— wow. You're being deadass. That's insane. That's actually crazy... ," Yuji replies, pinching the bridge of his nose and almost laughing at how bizarre this situation is and how clueless the King of Curses has the ability to be.

"Dude, they probably never complained because they were scared to. Probably scared you'd kill them if they didn't do what you wanted them to," Yuji explains. Sukuna thinks for a moment.

"Oh yeah... maybe," he replies monotonously as he shrugs, as if he's just now remembering that he's the King of Curses. Once again Yuji is so gobsmacked at how chill he is about all this.

"What? Don't gimme that look when you don't know how to fuck women either. Look at you. Holding her and babying her as if she's some toddler who needs to be coddled," Sukuna shoots back to Yuji, once again confident that he got his ass. Yuji just gives him the most deadpan face, which almost morphes into a 'Yeah? Watch this' expression. Yuji's gaze slowly trails down to you in his arms. He kisses your forehead to get your attention.

"Hey baby? You feeling better?" he gently asks to which you nod.

"That's good. Can I uh..." he smacks his mouth as he thinks, "...demonstrate... to Sukuna how to properly fuck you?" he asks, sweetly kissing the palm of your hand, making your heart flutter. You nod again to which Yuji smiles.

"Yeah? You sure?" he asks, double checking.

"M'sure Yuji," you smile softly.

"Awesome," his gaze shoots back up to Sukuna, "Scootch grandpa," he deadpans, jutting a thumb over to the chair he was sitting in earlier. You have to hold back from bursting out laughing at the nickname.

Sukuna scowls at Yuji but gets up and goes over to sit in the chair. Yuji picks you up bridal style and then tosses you onto the bed, making you laugh as you bounce a few times before settling.

Yuji then cockily turns around to face Sukuna, "Take notes," he says, smirking as the curse scowls harder.

Though Sukuna would rather die than admit it, he actually catches himself taking a few mental notes that night as he damn near studies how effortlessly and consistently Yuji is able to make you fall apart over and over, whether on his fingers, his mouth, or his cock.

He would praise you, caress you, and ecourage you. All while simultaneously, degrading you, spanking you and manhandling you.

Wait but... that's what Sukuna did right? He was rough with you... so why is it working with Yuji and not him?

Sukuna then notices how long it takes before Yuji even pulls his cock out of his pants. How many times he makes you cum before even thinking of his own pleasure.

Sukuna begins to think you're just a spoiled brat but that's when he hears you start fussing over Yuji not getting to cum yet.

Yuji then shushes you with, "S'ok baby, it's ok, jus' gimme one more, yeah? Please baby, gimme jus' one more then I'll fuck you ok? Can you do that for me?" Oh. So the brat's just pussywhipped. Got it.

But... wait... when Yuji's actually fucking you, you're the one babbling like you're cockdrunk with Yuji being the decently coherent one; saying the sweetest, nastiest shit he can think of into your ear. What... what's happening??

When you both cum for the final time, Yuji leans down and lays his head on your chest, to which you lazily bring your arms up to wrap around his neck. You're both panting and sweating like crazy... but he hears... giggling? Kissing noises...? Words of... affection? Oh ok, yep, and here comes the mushy shit that he usually sees from you two. But... it's weird.

Why is it happening? There was one point where the curse witnessed Yuji fuck you ass up while pulling your hair back so you'd stare directly at Sukuna... and... here you are... kissing the brat and nuzzling into him? He's so confused.

Yuji then pulls out of you and flips your position so you're the one laying on top of him. He stares down at you as if you hung the moon and stars as you nuzzle into his chest. You two continue talking and kissing each other and that's when Sukuna can't take it anymore.

"Hey!" he exclaimes, making both you and Yuji stop talking as you look over at him.

"Wh-What the fuck was that??? I mean... hell, you two are so confusing!" he turns his gaze to you, "We both fucked you roughly yet it's fine when he does it and not me?" he then looks at Yuji, "And you! You never stayed rough or soft! You kept flip-flopping between the two and somehow," he looks at you, "you got off to it even though it was the most confusing shit I've ever seen!" You and Yuji can't help but giggle at how frazzled the King of Curses is.

"Yeah? What's confusing about it?" Yuji asks, grinning.

"Well just... I mean like— why??? She established that she didn't wanna be fucked roughly but somehow it's fine for you to do it and not me?" Sukuna explains. You slowly sit up onto your haunches, still sitting on Yuji's lower stomach.

"You didn't get me into it at all and didn't even make an effort to make sure I was ok with what you were gonna do. All you did was dive in and start being rough and straight up mean to me. Yuji always warms me up first, he gets me into it by being soft, then I'm more comfortable with him being rough with me," you explain matter-of-factly, to which Yuji smiles.

"Ok. Fine. But what's with... this? The giggling, the talking, the cuddling, the kissing," Sukuna speaks as if they're the most lovey-dovey, pansy things to do with each other, "I mean... you two just fucked... and now you're acting more mushy than usual." You and Yuji have to laugh again.

"What do you expect us to do?" Yuji asks, chuckling.

"Wh- I don't know but it's not that!" Sukuna gestures to you two cuddling.

"Well I mean... we love each other? And we want to spend time with each other after... being super intimate? Have you ever made love to someone instead of just fucking them?" Yuji asks. Sukuna looks at Yuji as if he has an arm growing out of his forehead

"There's no need for love when it comes to sex, you just get off and that's it. Either that or you do it to have an heir," Sukuna explains.

"Jeez, heaven forbid you have any fun with it," you respond.

"Sure there's no need for love when it comes to sex, but that doesn't mean it's off the table for everybody. There are some people like you who don't want love or even feel it when having sex, that's them. This is us," Yuji explains.

Yuji then grabs you and begins kissing you all over while simultaneously feigning loud moans, as if he's getting off on showing you love; saying things like "That's it baby, feel my love!" "Fuck! Mmmh! Baby I love you so much!" as you laugh your ass off.

Sukuna pinches the bridge of his nose, closing his eyes because he's just so done with both of you.

"I just— I can't with either of you... ," Sukuna states, rubbing his temples tiredly. Yuji stops the faux love fuck session, turning to Sukuna with a pout.

"Why you such a hater, bro?" he asks. You gasp.

"Babe! Sukuna's probably never had someone love him before!" you say, feigning pity. Yuji gasps as well.

"You're so right!" Yuji agrees. You two then start cooing at Sukuna in an overly cutesy manner, feigning pity with overzealous 'Awww Sukuna!''s, which makes him just up and leave the room all together with him flipping you both off on the way out.

You and Yuji cackle at the curse's display of disdain, making Sukuna certain that you two insufferable morons are perfect for each other.

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thank u for tagging me @revasserium - I can't believe that last year you were some amazing author to me who I wouldn't even have dared to speak too and now we're just casually tagging each other and exchanging poetry recommendations

Last song: Nothing Left to Say by Imagine Dragons

I have to say that's quite surprising, since I've been obsesses with Abe Parker at the moment. To be specific, the songs "It is what it is" and "Butterflies"

Favorite color: all of them

I can never decide on a favorite color. The bolder the better but I also love pastels... I just... I feel like I'm mistreating the other colors if I don't name them. Does that make sense?

Last Movie: ???

I can't really say. Like, I rarely watch movies because it lights up my anxiety like nothing else. I did watch a movie about a historical person lately but that happened probably a month ago if not longer...

Sweet/Spicy/Savoury: sweet/savoury

I love sweets. I love savoury food. Sadly my body has gone into sick mode again and I'm currently trying to find out what I can eat without suffering major consequences. I will never look at cookies the same way again.

Relationship Status: happily single

I am not actively looking, but I wouldn't be opposed to a change. If it happens, cool, if it doesn't, also cool. I like my life how it is.

Last thing I googled: how to increase the volume of bile fluid

I work in a pharmacy and I am a walking health problem. That's all I'm going to say to that.

Current Obsession: soup

So this week I figured out that I can eat vegetable soup without problems. Then I made a soup from rolled oats and I was fine too. Now I'm obsessed with it and pondering how I can work that safe food into my daily diet. Kinda hard when you're always on the go.

last song I played (technically next song in my playlist): apparently hakuna matata lol

fave color: light pink or light purple

last movie: damsel on netflix (so good!!!)

sweet/spicy/savory: sweet and savory!

relationship status: single :(((( hoping to change that!!! idk when it how tho 😭

last thing I googled: countries that start with the letter d lol (I was trying to help a neighbor with smthn)

current obsession: pinterest!! super duper obsessed w pinterest rn

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last song I played: the boy is mine by ariana grande (it's in my itadori playlist)

fav color: pastel/barbie pink! red is a close second heh!

last movie: jujutsu kaisen 0! such a good movie that I had to rewatch it, def recommend!

sweet/spicy/savory: honestly depends on my mood but it's typically savory or sweet! I can handle spice tho!

relationship status: in luv with my moots and followers 𖹭

last thing I googled: yerv dbd compilation (i'm a lowkey gamer so if anyone wants to play then lmk!!)

current obsession: itadori! specifically the scene between him and yuko ozawa,, my heart is always full when I think about it ✧˖°

last song i played: hi bye, goodnight - daniel (from my megumi playlist hehe)

fav colour: blue!!! but u couldn’t tell if u came to my room because most of my stuff is pink lmao

last movie: i do Not Know bc im not a movie person n ill honestly like.. refuse…. to watch them….. unless…. its super super interesting to me OR!! if its zootopia because its my comfort movie HAHSHX

sweet/spicy/savoury: idk id say sweet bc my fav food is ice cream but i like savoury + spicy stuff too!!! i’ve been watching sm cooking vids recently n theyve been abt all of these so

relationship status: single!!

last thing i googled: stuff abt classroom of the elite ! ive been hearing that its so good but ive like . never taken the time to watch it 🥸

current obsession: zuko……. he is very lovely 2 me i like him sm

ik i told u id post this after my wips but i started on it n i couldnt stop i liked the idea too much LOL im sorry for being so confusing D; tysm for the ask though!!! :o i rlly enjoyed writing this!!! (n don’t be shy ahjwhs you’re so lovely T_T♡)

perv!megumi !!! please i feel like he’s the type to be a pervert that’s kinda embarrassed n self aware about himself—especially bc gojo kept teasing him all those years n he was kinda just jacking off to whatever x-rated video that came up first (i feel like perv!megumi is highkey into hentai too but he’s taking that to the grave!!)

n when gets a pretty little girlfriend who acts so cute and who he loves so much, when he gets hard he can’t help but let some of that side of him slip out from time to time...

i think he’s also the type to take lots of pictures,, like pictures while you sleep, peeking through your door while you shower, in clothing store changing rooms while you change, upskirt pictures… he’ll make you his little model!! some of them you know about but some of them you don’t, he’s so lewd.

it’s not just pics of you he takes, it's some of himself too. i feel like one of the things he’d love to do to you is when you tell him to come with you to some random uni event, n he’ll randomly disappear in the middle of it, only to go to the bathroom to take pictures of his hard leaky cock to send you with some casual caption like he didn’t just do that ?!?! he’s crazy (more under the cut)