hi

I have already died thrice by 1pm

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

let's develop a perfect plan

1. get cozy in bed

Intense birdwatcher: there's been a murder 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔭😀

nice outfit dude LOL. legolas called. apparently they're taking the hobbits somewhere really crazy

Ah…….annuzzer day in bikini bottem………

cds 💿 are so cool its literally a cirlcle 🔵 that has music 🎶 in its heart......

Rolled up the living room rug to clean my apartment/make dinner on roller skates because I suddenly remembered that I’m an adult with free will…..Life is beautiful

my betrothed just got home…..it’s always Why we’re you using kitchen knives on skates don’t do that again and never How was rollercooking did you have fun rollercooking

OP is an optimist

superbat is a bad ship name. it should be manman

UGH….IM EMO!!! FUCK YOU! IM EXTREMELY FUCKING EMO0 AND DEPRESSED!! FUCK IT ALL!!! FUCK YOU IM EMO AND DEPRESSED

do you think bowser ever gets anxious after kidnapping peach again that he went too far this time and he calls mario up in the middle of the night to make sure they’re still on for tennis and gokarting next weekend

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

it’s tuesday i’m in the evil lab

it’s wednesday i’m in the time loop

it’s thursday i’m in the medieval torture apparatus

🌸it’s friday i’m in love🌸