Chaotic Neutral At Best

for old times sake is actually such a heartbreaking and beautiful sentiment. let’s do it for the love that used to be here!! it is reason enough!!

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

Buddy and I got soju drunk and watched slime videos on YouTube. Found ourselves engaging artistically. "Yes," we said "that is the correct placement for the pink and white slime blocks. There, among the moon-shaped plastic hair clips." We discussed it's visual language, compared it to works we recalled from MOMA. I enjoyed how scraping eyeshadow palettes with a dry fountain pen broke up the pacing. "The Pinkie-Pie themed slime tub could use a touch of yellow," my friend remarks. "Her cutie mark has yellow balloons."

used the bathroom the other day during play intermission but the line was blocking the hand dryers so i just left w my wet wet hands and as i returned to my seat an old man dropped his cane into the aisle and i bent down to grab it and got my wet wet hands all over the cane and i handed his wet wet cane back to him and i said its wet

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

you get what i mean.

$0

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

Rudolph is one of the only examples of visible bioluminescence in mammals. One of the only other ones is that time we made our weakest cousin swallow a keychain flashlight. Weakest cousin is determined annually by a series of trials

chronic pain diagnoses are all like yeah we don't know what this is or why it happens. we also don't know how to treat it. good luck out there soldier

it's thousand yard stare summer

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

you can be having the worst day of your life yet when you look outside the sun has never been brighter

the world doesn’t end even when we think it does

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

Someone is eating a fresh orange in this McDonald's. I smelled it and my head snapped up like a hunting dog. That smell doesn't belong in this wicked place