If I had a life, this wouldn't be it

i replaced my gender with love for women

some police sketch artists are so hilariously useless theyre better off just opening create a sim and letting the witness use it 

Bad news guys…

lemme guess. that was his only normal piece and the rest is sherlock inflation art

Vibes. I feel this in my soul

he sounds like hes a fuckign alien from another planet trying to figure out human courting customs

hello fellow humans

my favorite part of this message is all of it

I’ll take an order of uhhhh… 2 to the chest and uh… How about 1 to the head

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

how about you eat my shit and hair

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.

my furry ass when the werewolf pulls out his knot