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World Heritage Post

eeby deeby... i haven't heard that name in years...

FABRICCCCCC?!??!?!?

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

i scrute the milkfish

where to upgrade social battery. where to buy larger social battery. how to attach multiple social batteries. how to hang out with all your friends without getting tired. how to hang out with everyone you wanna hang out with without burning out. infinite social energy hack. nap tips

Connect social batteries in series or in parallel. Social battery chemical composition. Social battery minimum voltage. Social capacitor.

SOCIAL CAPACITOR FOR SALE NEAR ME

social capacitor electrolyte leak

Not sure how this works when shark skin is so incredibly smooth

What are those cool spiky feathers?? (Sorry I know nothing about these cool gals!)

imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

you don’t know where the guy is. you don’t know where the guy is going. but you do know he’s on the case w a 98% success rate and his tits are out

#this man gets uncomfortable and overwhelmed when 20 y/o college girls hit on him #but take off his glasses #put on his fedora #and this man is ready to find Atlantis in three to eight business days (via @sansakenobi​)

It’s impossible to argue with anything above.

previous tags are on point: #hat ON archeology APPLIED tits OUT

good night & sweet dreams to people who haven’t gotten that tattoo yet, people wearing sweaters even if it’s still too warm, people w/ crooked noses, teenagers who don’t know yet how much better things will be, people who prefer not to use emojis bc the eyes look like they’re watching u from any angle, anyone who uses mouthwash bc brushing every night is hard, people who are kind when society tells them kindness is unnecessary, people who use subtitles, anyone who did that one specific ritual i TOLD you not to do i TOLD you the invocation would have dire consequences and now LOOK at the state of the world, what have you done sweet jesus what have you done, people who foster pets, and that one lady i made out with during a 2018 halloween party who told me i had “tiny eyes but they see too many things” and then kissed my nose before wandering off to find a bathroom. i hope you all get a good night’s sleep, please know i am watching 

I’m sORRY I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR A DEMON BF, OK????

when has a forbidden archaic ritual EVER gotten you a demon boyfriend??????? when has that ever happened??????

love the phrase 'methinks'. me does think. thinketh me do.