f It sounds like something that means anythinunger

anyway, I'm drawing Hitch, he looks very mouseful

People will see the lives of practically every trans person in the US collapsing around them with ever scarier shit on the horizon and say "hey, could you please not get upset about this? it makes me uncomfy when you're not just quietly happy about everything :/"

new gameshow idea: cis men have to pretend to be women for a whole year and if anyone ever clocks them they get taken out back of the set and shot in the back of the head like a dog. If they survive the whole year they win the ability to win any one sports competition, after which they will be stripped naked and hanged in the town square in front of a rabidly cheering audience screaming at them that they deserve this. I call it "You seriously think people chose this for the sports thing you stupid fuck?" and participation is random and involuntary.

i love the internet. You can write something with absolutely 0 subtlety but people still expect you to include "this is about transphobia" at the very end.

*jingling keys in front of elon musk* elon they were always gonna use you as the fall boy you need to do something alarming and crazy to get back at Trump jingle jingle oooh you wanna physically harm him so bad jingle jingle elon musk you could totally get away with doing something insane to the president btw jingle jingle

go white boy go

i was fucking delirious trying to find this clip anywhere online today like searching “van helsing blowdart frankenstein” “van helsing poisons frankenstein for no apparent reason” “van helsing blowdarts frankenstein to sleep from 2 feet away and frankenstein sees whats happening and just stands there”

several years later i’m brave enough to say that yes, that’s me laughing so hard it turns into a breathless ugly wheeze that you hear in this video

flies past

What the fuck is going on—holy shit what was that.