That’s it, I’m abandoning all my stories guys, I can’t compete with this absolute masterpiece

people who live in snowy places are SO bitchy about it like miss nature makes herself gorgeous for you and you’re like wah its cold? wah its dark? wah its so inconvenient? fuck OFF you live inside a beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale. look me in the eye and tell me you’d rather just have mud you pussy

somebody from southern california that doesn’t experience seasons wrote this

It’s been a rough one.

Here are some sources for this 

This is unexpected. 

I want men to leave Ariana Grande alone. She’s supposed to be responsible for everybody’s wellness??? Really????????

She shouldn’t have stuck her nose in people’s business

She literally tweeted about current events. Which we all do. But sure.

Aaaaand they will disbar a lawyer QUICK but these cops get paid vacation.

All I’m saying is you need a master’s to be a social worker, but you can be a cop with a high school diploma. Like, on what fucking planet do that make sense?

Because we do research on branding and see which don’t poison or kill our pets 🙄🙄🙄🙄 but I guess the only killing that matters is another industry

Oh noo you poor name brands maybe you shouldnt have been selling us garbage to feed our fuzzy family members in tHE FIRST PLACE

This is the first time I’m seeing that millennials are ruining an industry by spending more on something. I’m glad

every time supernatural references fortnite i think of that screencap with steve buscemi going ‘what’s up fellow kids’

Every time they do WHAT

Oooh this tea ☕️ is hot … shedding this kind of light on centuries of whitewashing is delicious

Save a life

Totes good data.

The part of this I don’t like is “they will most likely move on to an easier target.” Like I’m supposed to feel fine about someone else with a less sturdy door getting ripped off?

Change your neighbor’s screws too

Mythbusters did this but not exactly on purpose, they put together a door to test how to kick it down and didn’t have the right sized screws so they used the longer ones and even Jamie running at speed had trouble breaking the door with the longer screws

Not only will longer screws keep you safer, they also prevent your door from sagging over time, which leads to scraping or your door not closing properly.

✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽

make sure you install longer screws on the hinges too. contractors often cut corners by using whatever they have lying around and s door can be kicked off from the hinge side too. this is especially important with older homes and apartments. depending on the maintenance standards (if there are any), a door that has been repaired or replaced could have mismatched screws.

Just a random note.