actually sly blue

no little german boy don't go into the gay bar

oh mein gott zees is klub full of untz untzen

Best customer I’ve ever had was when some rich white cape cod lady in a floor length fur coat came into my store and asked her daughters what sweated pants were and how to wear them and her daughters kept trying to explain what sweat pants were to her and she was completely and utterly flummoxed by them

She asked if sweat pants are bisexual and her daughter was like “unisex?” and she was like “sure”

i trust her to transport large shipments

people who draw found-family-type groups of characters all sleeping in a big sort of loose pile together….. how does it feel to hold my life in your hands

there is no force of nature that says “come here” like the ocean

That’s the sirens bitch

Man, remember when we cared about our themes? I haven’t checked my theme in at least three years. Is the html broken? Has it been ripped to shreds by formatting changes? Boy I sure hope so. I want this shithole to be as inaccessible and ugly as possible

mike’s hard bubble tea

It’s just marbles

Sokka: It's not that children make me uncomfortable, it's just that, why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle? I've never heard of anyone rebelling against their fun uncle!

bold talk from someone who knows zuko personally