Sasha

oh no i just want to play my stupid games no stupid prizes for me thanks

i hope this email kills us both instantly

in the 21st century you will either have to show mastercard video footage of your heterosexual christian marriage in order to unlock the copy and paste tools on your computer, or communism will make it so that you can get free surgery to add a knot to your dick. and you gotta choose which side you’re on pretty fuckin fast

despite "snatched by stranger" being the overwhelmingly predominant scenario for kidnapping stuff it really never stops being crazy hot thinking about a switch flipping somewhere in a trusting dynamic when your friend realizes how much easier things would be for them if they just didn't let you leave this time

There’s some 25 year old of gender out there RN who has a voracious sexual attraction towards labubus. And they can’t do anything about it cs we abolished deviantart years ago. The place where those types of Pervs could sequester themselves. So they’re Probably gonna take out that sexual frustration on everyone around them. It’s sad Really

me: So then we take the liquified wood pulp, and dry it again, into these thin sheets. caveman: [confused, but trying to keep up] uh huh. me: And we take the graphite stick - it doesn't need to be wrapped in wood like this, but we like making them this way so you don't get graphite on your hands. And that's what we draw with. caveman: [eyes lighting up] Oohhh so you use the wood pulp sheets to paint on them, like hides? me: Exactly! And now, you could use this method to draw anything you can visualise with your mind's eye, but for the sake of this demonstration, let's draw a vision of a woman with features of an animal whose powers and traits she represents, and a figure that is stylised and exaggerated beyond what nature really allows. caveman: As wide as she is tall, with tits to match? me: Exactly. caveman: This is the only sensible use of this technology.

snuck into area 51 and i saw a spawner with a rotating unabomber in it but the cia had placed 4 torches one on each side

Whenever I get horny nowadays I just start hitting my head with my fist over and over

the specific effect of stardust crusaders is crazy because in my mind it has the nostalgic and bittersweet atmosphere of a double exposed roll of film where the photos you took of the evening desert sky are overlaying the photos of your friends on a roadtrip etc and then you rewatch it and it's like oh ok another weird tongue scene and there is a pig in the toilet. cool. and they're like square