Corpse Dog Walking

i hate how repulsive my body feels. why won’t anyone just fuck me like a woman? i don’t want to have to ask for you to grope me. i don’t want to feel like i have to perform some fucking role for you to see me. i don’t know how many more times i can communicate that i *need* to be touched with a hunger. i need to feel like you want me. i need to feel like you find my body beautiful. because it is. i’m a beautiful lady and i deserve to be treated as such. so fucking touch me. i’m so fucking touchable.

wonder if people would like to see me draw actually monstrous women....

they're all dating <3

who amongst my followers can do my orchi ?

Pterygoplichthys multiradiatus i knew i could count on you

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

(05/19/26) Okay I got my timeline wrong and have until the end of June~ or so but alas the office job I've been in contact with has been stringing me along and I don't have many prospects still yet alas

(06/11/26) I need a new home very badly please help

I'm thinking at this point I am willing to move cities/states again if needed

(06/21/26) okay I found out I have until July 31st now actually but still bad times

(06/24/26) I finally got confirmation that I am starting a job on the 30th yay !!! So I am going to be employed again if nothing else. I would probably prefer to stay around the city so I can keep this gig.

if there is a man in Act I, she must be boofing prog by Act III

Whatever else you can say about Johnny Mnemonic, you have to give it credit for establishing "the best hacker in town is a dolphin, and no, that's not some weird Canadian drug culture slang, we mean a literal dolphin" as a recurring trope in the cyberpunk genre.

(If anything, it's a failure of the broader genre to take the trope and run with it rather than merely replicating it verbatim. I want to read a cyberpunk story where the protagonists have to negotiate with a deep web data broker who turns out to be an ex-military cyborg parrot.)

Hey, hot stuff... You wanna come over and solve the mystery of how many times I can bob on that stack? ... Hmm? Oh, it's like. Yeah, so this guy Robert Stack hosted this television program called Unsolved Mysteries and it's like. Bob is a nickname for Robert so-- You've seriously never seen Unsolved Mysteries? What? Well, I'm not gonna suck it NOW.