Your Number One Fan

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

haha dude that was an excellent knight kink post. you know you don't have to be useful to be worthy of love, right?

i think fat girls should walk around in crop tops booty shorts buzzcuts dyed hair piercings no bra killing and maiming all who stand in their way with weapons before sitting down for some yummy ice cream and so forth. it's the only way.

eating a filling meal with like protien & vegetables actuallyu makes you feel a lot better than just a bunch of snacks has anyone tried this before

I like how you typed about fruit and veggies in a delightful green color

sex is cool, but have you ever watched someone’s face light up just because they saw you?

can you lez the fuck in

do you guys also ruin every good thing in your life or is that just me

this is a safe space for beautiful brown eyed insane women

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

I’m tired of being gainfully employed I want to be a layabout.