Owls are cool.

This is it. This is peak humour.

also just like. warning. but if you use a custom gender on Google, you get targetted ads from religious youtube channels. like thats not a joke. i used to get them a lot and whenever you hit the “why am i getting this ad?” button it says “because of the gender listed on your google account.” i turned off targetted advertising for that reason.

thank you 4penises

oh this is a life saver

I don’t think of myself as a cook at all, but I looked through this list and was like “if you have [center] and [any item on a surrounding ring] how do you sit there thinking you’ve got nothing to eat?” Like, I buy a fair amount of staples knowing that I’ll be able to quickly assemble them into something tasty if I’m hungry and don’t have anything instant (or in a leftovers container because I made it earlier in the week specifically to eat for a week): butter, cheese, noodles, and more.

It still impresses people how I can go into random kitchens with no food in them and emerge with Filling Snacks for Five People. This is the secret: knowing how to assemble Cupboard Meals. And these charts are incredibly well-laid-out too!

They weren’t just inaccurate to the show, they went out of their WAY to be as inaccurate in general as possible. Dammit, M. Night.

Interviews and post mortems have pointed out that shyamalan is basically the only one in the staff that actually saw the show, as it was his kids’ favorite show, so basically shyamalan is why the movie is as accurate as it is

Biggest twist in Shyamalan’s career: He was the only one that wanted the Avatar movie to succeed