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I wish when you clicked on my blog you’d hear the dude Belethor from Skyrim saying, ‘there’s something for just about everyone in here’

give a holler if you have any questions

hey i couldnt think of any so i copied the demonic sigils on your sword to put on mine i hope thats ok

the same demon rushing back and forth between our swords as we activate the sigils over and over like 40 feet away from each other

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

The fact that some people say things like this while other people think it’s totally fine to starve children is something that really should be talked about more.

period i am against that for sure

really good "shocking number of people are confidently objectively demonstrably completely wrong" poll

9 to 5 enemies, 5 to 9 lovers

Oh yes

Vanilla being an orchid makes so much sense its the most beautiful sexy flavor ever

when you decide to go offline for the evening, think of your mutuals. That’s who you’re hurting when you make these choices

happy anniversary 

Oh, hey Charlie, sorry you didn’t make it to the 8 year anniversary

i am just moved by everything now. i'm porous and everything gets inside me

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

you should also be able to do this to job listings

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard