bitch @ the beach

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

your cat was an honor to see in the window

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

people misunderstand summer enjoyers it’s not about the heat it’s about the fact that it isn’t getting dark at 4 pm

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen