slushitheicefoxkin!!

Chapter 1 - Disconnected

Expiry Date (Chikn Nuggit Infection AU Fanfic)

POV : Slushi

(This is a branching AU from Episode 636 which is where Onyn met Fwench Fwy and Iscream, anything that happens after that episode does not take place within this AU)

Read Chapter 2 here

[Image ID: (Note : The original dialogue was coloured so y'know who was speaking, but that's kinda impossible here so I've added a few more sentences here and there, that way, you'll get to know who's talking!)

"The number you dialed have been disconnected or is no longer in service." My phone declared monotonously.

what. what happened.

My instincts kicked in.

Danger. Everything screams wrong.

I was running. I can't think. I feel the air playing with my dress, failing to distract me. Where was Old Pea's mansion. Did he hurt her? I knew something was wrong. Is she safe. What if she's not. What if she-

I didn't even realised how out of breath I was until the golden gates of his mansion blocked my impending path.

Climb. Climb. Climb. I can feel my mouth becoming so dry from the air wheezing out. I feel my dress pulled and tugged.

Suddenly I landed.

What am I doing. Overreacting again. I abandoned everyone at the party for no actual reason. I just trespassed.

A loud ring broke the silence, I felt the pulsation of my phone. It didn't open. The pulsation was to tell me that it was shutting down. I stared at myself.

"Crud." I blurted out of instinct.

I dragged the door open. Furniture torn with scratches, vase shards, the TV plays to nobody.

My fear is real.

Milkshek is in danger.

What if I am too late.

"Milkshek!" I yelled.

A sound.

A shape.

That's not Milkshek.

It's not Old Pea.

I can't move.

What the fuck is that.

It has the shape of a ferret, it looks like a dehydrated stone, its wrinkles, they pulsate and shift under gaps in its skin and and rise out, like multiple convection currents of skin. It tried to scream I can tell, its mouth sealed shut by incoming skin.

My entire body shook by itself.

Its head has burst.

Blood fountained out periodically, black goo flew and stuck against the walls and ceiling like gum. I can see its spine. It's eyes. It saw me and I saw it.

Milkshek.

She shot it.

I think Old Pea was behind her.

The smell, it was sweet. So sweet. The intense rust, decomposing garbage, shit, refrigerator smell, I can't describe.

I felt it all flowing out of my mouth.

I think I went outside, I can't remember.

My heart, it's trying to escape. Air. Air.

Too fast, too deep. My ribs. Cannot focus.

Old Pea was there. He gave me a bag.

"Breathe in.... breathe out." His voice said to me.

"Slushi." Milkshek stood there, her hands were gripping onto a rifle rock solid, trembling. She was crying. Old Pea shifted his attention understandably.

"Ok Slushi. Maybe this was just another one of your silly nightmares of yours. This LITERALLY feels like the beginning of some craaazzyy infection AU fanfic plot. Yeah, all a dream. That's what it is." I feel myself laughing.

Milkshek stared at me.

I squeezed against my paw with my finger. It refuses to pass. I was awake. Wide awake.

"Oh, who am I kidding. This is real, isn't it." I admitted.

I hugged my bff. I felt her shiver, like ripples on a lake. I held her tighter. I felt her tears caressing my fur.

"I was so terrified that something happened to you." I told her, trying to contain myself.

"M-m-me too" Milkshek stuttered in tears.

She cried harder.

Pea held her hand. I felt the tinge of guilt for doubting him.

The party.

My friends.

Sody.

"I'm sorry. I need to go." I blurted.

Milkshek strangled my hand.

Sody was at home, alone. Alone. I left him alone. My friends. Are they safe, were they looking for me? What if they had been looking for me and I was the reason why- What if Sody. No no nono no no no no nono no no no

"Slushi. Please. It's not safe." Milkshek rebutted in desperation.

"But what about my friends?" I replied.

...

"If you have to go then we are going with you." She answered.

Old Pea nodded. He turned his back and trudged away.

"They'll be ok. I promise." she held my hands again.

"Yeah... Y'know, I'm usually the one who reassure others, haha. I guess it feels nice for a change." I replied softly.

Old Pea emerged, in his hands another rifle, one almost twice his size.

"Woah, how many of these do you have?" I exclaimed, genuinely shocked.

Old Pea shrugged.

I stared at the gate between here and the outside. Fear held me, but I let it go with a deep sigh.

"Well then, let's do this!" I convinced myself.

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THIS IS AN IMPORTANT HISTPRICAL MOMENT

[Image ID : Five screenshots of five instagram stories from the Chikn Nuggit instagram account.

The first screenshot reads : "Let us partake in rating stock photos of soup" it is in light green border and white text. The background is a white void with a white bowl of noodle soup with carrots and chives.

The second screenshot reads : "Creamy Heart Very nice 8/10" border is now white and text is black. All the text onwards share this quality. A white cream soup with salmon chunks, dill and drops of oil in a beige bowl is set on a rough looking dark indigo background. A dill strand is peeking from offscreen at bottom right, Some leaves peeking from offscreen at top left. A glass jar of bright red, white and black peppercorns without a lid on top left. Two very lightly toasted pieces of bread stacked on each other at bottom left. The image is bordered by a dark indigo colour at the top and botton

The third screenshot reads : "It's green visage reminds me of my own 9/10". Thick and bright pesto coloured soup, white cream whirls at the centre, a basil leaf placed at the bottom right of the whirl. Chili flakes sprinkled on top. Located in chartreuse bowl with a thick, protruding saturated deep evergreen coloured rim. Two blurry tiny white dishes are in the background, one has a white substance and the other has a crimson substance. The bowl is on a concrete-gray coloured surface with blurred black and green bits on the surface. The image is bordered by olive green at the bottom and a green close to artichoke at the top.

The fourth screenshot reads : "A soup where the bowl is edible. Effervescent. 10/10" A hard bread bowl with a cut at top right peeking from behind, containing a thick yellow soup with lumps eminating from but not piercing through the yellow surface. Chives on top. It is on a dark oak board, a metal spoon and a cropped metal utensil is placed at bottom left, parsley behind the bowl at top left on the board, a wooden cup/bowl cropped by the caption at the top, slightly left of the image. Another wooden cup/bowl of the same nature is severely cropped away at the top left. Everything is on a gray wrinkled napkin on top of a lighter oak brown surface. Bordered by a dark muddy colour at the bottom and a grayish-tan at the top.

The fifth screenshot is of Sody's head opened as if it was cleanly sliced in half and filled with a steaming yellow soup with carrots, unknown vegetable shaped like a lily pad, unknown evergreen coloured bits and rice vermicelli noodles. His face is in a dumb smile and he is posed with his arms open. The caption reads "Head soup is good too Convenient. Portable. 7/10" Background is close to imperial yellow in colour. Bordered by mud brown at the bottom.

OMGG YESSSHHHH

ALL OF THEM ARE AUTISTIC!!! THAT IS THE RULE OF THE UNIVERSEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

hehehehe

alsoooo for more specific hcsssssssss

Chikn is definitely a system, he and his god form talk to each other as if they are two different beings and their personalities and speech patterns are really different from each other. The prophecy is also definitely not real.

Chee is definitely some sort of skinwalker/shapeshifter, I know that shes implied heavily to just be another mortal with no powers, but anytime her powers are shown it has something to do with morphing the body.(also i think it has to do with the cats are liquid jokee hehee)

Fwench Fwy and that scrapped deer character are really the exact same character and Fwench Fwy wished themselves to be a dragon.

Iscream never actually kills anyone, they just buy blood from the butcher every time.

As for meeee, the wiki says that my powers are to manifest things into existence but i dont think thats the full story. Theres a clip where I manifested stuff in my thoughts and Fwench Fwy could talk to me in there.

My real power is that I can make my thoughts encompass reality, trapping any nearby people in there. Then, just like lucid dreaming, anything I thought of will manifest in my created reality. I think it ties with my theme of using escapism to cope with stuff

Milkshek and I studied in the same high school!!

Sassparilla was a hippieee

Old Pea drinks soup because everything else has the wrong texture, he doesnt actually sell merch and his merch is counterfeit

Hawt Saus uses he/they pronouns and was bullied really bad a lot when he was young. He can see the perspectives of others in that one vid where he talks abt flying because it fits the theme of him always "looking from the outside" and constantly being ostracised.

Cofi was also bullied really bad a lot when she was young. Her power is actually built around the theme of change, she can transform into a drawing version of herself, into a werewolf, make her suit part of her body and her shadow as part of her. I think shes not really fully a mortal either, considering that Iscream gets freaked out by her and the themes of her powers. I think she represents both life and death in some way. The everchanging of life, the absolute of death.

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