#cheezborger

Why is her name Cheezborger? Well, she wears a cheeseburger hat.

Chikn Nuggit: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Cheezborger: …I did. I broke it.

Chikn Nuggit: No. No you didn't. Slushi?

Slushi: Don't look at me. Look at Sody Pop.

Sody Pop: What?! I didn't break it.

Slushi: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Sody Pop: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Bezel and Hawt Saus: Suspicious.

Sody Pop: No, it's not!

Iscream: If it matters, probably not, but Fwench Fwy was the last one to use it.

Fwench Fwy: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Iscream: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Fwench Fwy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Iscream!

Cheezborger: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Chikn.

Chikn Nuggit: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Cofi: Chikn… Onyn Ring's been awfully quiet.

Onyn Ring: rEALLY?!

Everyone but Chee starts arguing

Chikn Nuggit, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Chikn Nuggit: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Chikn Nuggit: