Which Chikn Nuggit characters have banged?
Just a disclaimer, I know this is family friendly show, we're just having a bit of fun right now. I will be limiting myself in euphemisms in case kids find this post, but honestly kids under the age of 13 shouldn't be on this website to begin with.
Why am I doing this instead of being actually productive? Because it won't leave my brain until I do.
Anyways, let's start with the canon couples!
Iscream and Fwench Fwy
Definitely.
Like, even within the confines of a family friendly show, it's painfully obvious these two have done it.
Like, just how comfortable with each other they are, the ease in which they flirt with each other, and the fact Iscream has been outwardly soliciting hell creatures even before their relationship tells me that they've totally did a bit of roll in the hay. I honestly wouldn't be shocked if they weren't even each other firsts.
Cheezborger and Cofi
Most likely not.
Considering it's still pretty early in the relationship and they are both inexperienced, I can't see them having already made that leap. I'm pretty sure neither of them are lying when they say they've never been in a relationship before, and despite Cofi's assertions that she's "just a little freak," I highly doubt she's done it considering she was questioning if she was LGBT entirely because she hasn't been with anyone. These two haven't done it.
However, when they eventually do, Cheezborger will instigate. Cofi is too afraid of hurting Chee to push things along. Meanwhile, now that she's gotten over that initial hurdle, Chee has become a lot more confident in taking what she wants in the relationship. It'll be her that makes the first move.
Milkshake and Old Pea
While I've warmed up to this couple recently... I'm not ready think about them in bed together. Yeah...
Sigh... okay, I will say this, their relationship seems genuine so I don't think Milkshake is after Old Pea's Tiktoker money. If she was going the gold digger route, she would have done the deed pretty early on.
So their relationship should progress naturally. Whether or not they've done it... I don't know. I couldn't derive anything from this odd relationship.
I couldn't tell you if they done it before this romance began. I don't know enough about Old Pea's life before, and Milkshake has had a long line of bad relationships before this so...
Now on to the single characters!
Chikn Nuggit
Nope.
His innocent worldview and his desperation for intimacy tells me he's not done it. I would honestly be surprised if he had.
Some options have opened up recently, but I HIGHLY doubt he's taken them.
Slushi
Nope
She loves romance from afar, but she's never taken much interest in it for herself. Considering that, I don't really think she's really done it. I don't think she has much drive for it.
For the record, I'm not even going to humor putting Sody Pop on this list considering he's 9
Sassparilla
Yes.
This is literally the only character we can say with 100% certainty has banged before as she literally has a child. They look too similar for Sody to be adopted, and I doubt this universe has stork baby deliveries.
Hawt Saus
Considering his history of being detestable, and his long record of not having any luck with women, I can most certainly say he hasn't done it. He really really wants to though.
Onyn Ring
Okay, if you haven't guessed, it's this episode that just released that put this idea in my head. You can thank that episode.
Onyn's life of research and misanthropy make me absolutely certain he hasn't done it. I'm certain he'd be open to something with Chikn Nuggit, but only if he's in god form the entire time.
And we're done! Hope you had fun!
EDIT: Someone pointed out to me that I forgot somebody! Last minute addition!
Bezel
Definitely.
There's no way he hasn't at some point.
Probably with himself somehow. He would find a way!
