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can you guys reblog this and tag what job you have in your fantasy life? I’m a singer + actress in mine lol

so many people misunderstand this post, I don’t mean your dream job I mean what job do you have inside your head? like in your imaginary world you’ve created

the selfie of dorian grey

the unflattering picture someone took at a party with dorian grey in the background halfway through eating something from the snack table

the picture of dorian grey posing with cinderella from his disney vacation last year

the self insert fanart dorian grey drew of himself with his anime girlfriend

who would win in a fight: an army of lush employees vs an army of bath and body works employees??? discuss

lush employees, who are more adept at guerrilla warfare and fabian tactics. bath and body works employees rely too much on pitched battle and are not equipped well enough for prolonged conflict

I disagree with some of that, I feel as though the Bath and Body Works employees are pretty well trained in the art of handling an all out attack. Their defenses are high and well coordinated. Remember, they deal with white moms on the daily, whereas I feel that Lush employees are more used to dealing with a younger generation of customers.I feel as though they’d be equally matched but in the end I feel with the advancement in technology that Lush possesses over Bath and Body Works in terms of sheer amount that they sell, ultimately Lush wins, but not without heavy casualties.

All true, but everyone is forgetting Bath and Body Works employees have extreme training dealing with the hell on Earth that is Semi Annual Sale. Have you ever seen someone come between a white woman in her 40s and Vanilla Bean Noel at 75% off? Bath and Body Works employees have and still live to tell their stories

I think terrain is an important consideration? Lush employees are better at straight melee since they’re used to fighting in close quarters, whereas B&BW employees have more experience in moving through wider terrain and using ranged attacks.

this is the kind of discourse I want on my dash

My wife: “All the B&BW folks would have to do is throw a few water balloons into a Lush store and it would be all over.”

Can you imagine the memes if Watchmen came out like right now

This post got me to stop playing Overwatch and I’m eternally grateful.

due to personal reasons i will be performing vigilante justice 

YEP

Except the barber will also have a fucking fit, because you’re a “girl”, and your vagina cannot sit upon the barber’s chair, even though all heads are the fucking same.

I’m NB and masc-presenting and I haven’t had trouble at a barbers shop. Once the guy tried to talk me out of the buzz cut but when I firmly said no, I just want you to cut off my hair! he shut up.

oh wait I’m an artist

You’re not a real gamer unless you’ve wasted countless hours of your life purposefully walking in the wrong direction to make sure you’re not missing any content

I’ll stop doing when they stop putting chests full of mid-tier armor in the opposite direction of the clearly marked endgoal

If various companies think that pulling their content from Netflix so they can host their own streaming service will make them sign up to theirs then they are wrong. It will just make me pirate their content again.

The whole point of paying for a streaming was getting all the stuff you like on one place. If I have to pay for multiple streaming services I might as well buy cable.

It’s like they don’t realize that I only stopped stealing as a courtesy to the creators. Make it remotely inconvenient and I’ll go right back to piracy

I love how many posts about the Umbrella Academy are about the few remaining brain cells the Hargreeves have and how they share them and take turns with the brain cells like that is the Content™ that I signed up for