Devilishly Delicious

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

House of Leaves fans, lend me your theories. How much do you think that the Book is true? This is totally not me taking data.

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

"why so yurious" - the fujoker

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

did you google how to take a screen shot

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

Book from 2220 titled "Kin drama in the discord - recreational escapism in the late american empire"

my period right before pride month..? tch, my uterus is homophobic

*looks up* I can feel something...a...shift in power... *looks at calendar* *gasps* it's here

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt