the summer is like well what if it was unbearable outside and you can't wear any cool jackets. and everyone's going to tell you that this is the best time of the year. and you're the crazy one

in the end i think i should be given the power to kill whoever i want because im righteous. they should make a show about me. with a cool demon angel thing following me around

i'll admit it: i've been feeling fomo about not watching the world cup. this is the most popular it's ever been in my lifetime... but why does it have to be soccer? a terribly designed and awful to watch sport with a bullshit premise and bullshit rules. why cant we have this level of pomp and circumstance around better sports that are more fun to watch and play

*crying* fuck soccer. fuck soccer fans. fuck everything. fuck my stupid gay chungus life

this is why you shouldn't swear

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured