If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

me and the five other people that didn’t see the northern lights are throwing a party and you’re not invited btw

kissing you on the forehead

with tongue?

with tongue. 🥰

Cryptozoology is my favourite kind of fake science stuff. Wish there was also cryptobotany, like mothman but its just a really big fern in the middle of a field with literally nothing else around it , that spawned in the dead of night, might have killed a few people and never shows up in photos, and no one is sure its even real

Cryptogeography: didn't used to be a France there

Cryptogeometry: I've seen shapes you wouldn't fuckin believe.

I love ending e-mails with "thank you in advance". Like what are you going to now? Not do the thing I already thanked you for? Bring dishonor on yourself like that? No? I didn't think so. Check mate you have been played by the master of manipulation.

You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can’t bring him to life

This isn’t my first black parade

Not my fall out, not my boys

About to drive my Chevy to the levee. Sure hope it's wet over there

my toxic xennial trait is that i believe something should either be software (in which case after i download it i shouldn't need to be connected to use it) or a web page (which shouldn't require me to download anything to use it, however badly, in a browser). fuck your mandatory single function constant connection apps

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