ocean man 🌊

D&D going mainstream really messed up people's expectations cause chances are you're not gonna find a DM who has the free time, talent and resources to put on a tale that competes with Tolkien. you're gonna find your friend's roommate Phil who's read one of the manuals a few times and has to pause to get a calculator out to figure out how much damage your attack did and his story is blatantly ripping off a dragon age 2 side quest

“average DM has 20 unique character voices" factoid actualy just statistical error. average DM actually has 3 unique character voice. Spiders Lee Mulligan, who has over 10,000 unique character voices, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”

there’s something very wrong with me, it’s called ‘I don’t want to do anything, ever’ and they said it’s chronic

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

God made the world for us to frolic upon it, literally made it all because he adores us. Creation is literally a love letter.

Normalize sending me slimecicle pics in my inbox <3