this is my favorite comic ever i never don’t want to see it on my dash

this is, by far, the most impactful imageset on this website

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday