Love using “historically” to refer to random inconsequential things in my life. Yeah so historically I don’t eat shellfish but

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

fuck, man, the fog's been trying to contact me all day. I just turned my phone on and it says I've had a bunch of mist calls

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout

my producer tagline if I made songs: hi

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it