If You Awake You Fake

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

eating a filling meal with like protien & vegetables actuallyu makes you feel a lot better than just a bunch of snacks has anyone tried this before

"are you gonna take those pills the rest of your life?" you mean my molecules? why surely you wouldn't deprive me of my molecules. they are shaped exactly just so, you see. my molecules

do you know how hard someone had to work to make my molecules into their molecule shapes??

they invented a new shape of molecule just for me and you want me to what, not absorb it???

reblog to remind somebody about their molecules

people who shape molecules at their jobs found this post and they're in the notes being happy to be appreciated. go take your fucking molecules

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

ff7 juice kinda hitting. what the fuck do they get up to

*with increasing concern* w. what the fuck do they get up to

:^)

feels like im always recovering. when do i get to live

"it's okay to rest for as long as you need from burnout" how long is it actually going to take though. there's stuff i wanna do.

i haaaate being avoidant. it makes you feel like the world's biggest jackass whenever someone tries to talk to you or whatever and you just Freeze Up

Oh sorry i took a long ass time to reply and didnt say anything. I got arbitrarily scared and tired myself out so now i cant say much. Oopsie teehee. it makes you feel like a huge dickhead

I'm so glad that the further I get into the MSQ the more strange, gay, and earnest Urianger gets to be. He disappears to another world for three years and comes back covered in glittering jewels and wearing a dress. He wants to hear little stories about what people think of him. Y'shtola gives him a friendly ass slap and he doesn't even blink. He's so delighted to hear Thancred was paying attention to his lectures. He gets down on one knee to beg the WoL's forgiveness when his plan to save your life goes wrong. He's so drip or drown he'd rather freeze to death than wear a jacket to the big fight. He's so dramatic he'd rather perfect walking on water than learn to swim. He'll do anything he thinks is a just and right cause, but does absolutely no pondering past his decision point. But seriously somebody get this guy a jacket or get his ass inside.

Woman who hasn't been held in a decade: oh I'm pretty low maintenance, yeah honestly I think I'd find that overwhelming or something, can I just hold your hand instead? If that's okay of course?

Woman who feels ill at the notion of taking up space: yeah I can stand. Yeah honestly it's no biggie I like standing. Do you mind if I lean here? It's okay to say no.

Woman who would rather die than be considered selfish: I'm really sorry to ask I'm probably just being annoying but could I ask for another pillow? Yeah there isn't one in the room. Yeah no worries I can just bunch up some towels if needed.

Woman who's most outlandish and fantastical fantasies are a coffee date and seeing a movie with someone: oh I don't get out much. Yeah I don't really like being around people. I'm pretty much an introvert. Or something like that yeah.

Woman who would break down screaming and crying if someone showed even a hint of affection in person, who would fall apart at the seams if you held her still and asked her if she was okay, woman who if allowed too would wrap herself around you and sob and weep until she became severely dehydrated: oh yeah sorry I spaced out for a second there. Yeah I'm doing alright.