Sleepy Turtle

* New student, very small. Grace said it was pebble. Pebble is small Earth rock. Pebble likes name.

* He found out Eridians have no gender rules.

* Students brought him mineral sample. After he stopped crying he said he loves show-and-tell game. Human naming conventions oddly literal.

* I told him Earthsun grew bright.

* I took him up atop atmosphere bypass elevator to look at stars.

* He woke up from nap and found me still with him. I did not wait on his chest; he says I am heavy like “elephant” and he “couldn’t breathe.” I laid my arm over him instead, kept him close, feeling safe. He said “cuddle” was warm.

* Before class he heard younglings singing.

* He has plants in house from sprouts on ship. Plant grew “bud.”

* Engineers got seawater temperature right. He took off shoes and stood in water, sighing. He didn’t care about pants getting damp. Cried until shirt was also damp. Humans very endlessly wet.

* He missed “Doritos.”

* Adrian helped food scientists make taumoeba dried paste. Made it crunchy after heating. We fused it into triangle form. Told him it was Tauritos. That made him laugh-cry. Laugh-cry is rare and precious.

* He remembered Eridians have no gender rules.

* We made him celebration outfit. Used metals he calls pretty. He can see frequencies named “colorful” and “shiny.” These make humans happiest.

* I gave him hug when he wasn’t expecting it. Easier to hug close now with exosuit. Hug when Grace sitting down so he does not fall over.

when ponk announced that an ad break was coming, it cut to that godzilla (?) ad that was playing all the time on twitch, but a few seconds in it "glitched" back to a flashback scene in minecraft before the ad finished playing, and ponk didn't acknowledge that anything had happened

when seapeekay went afk in the egg room and left his webcam on so chat could see his chair, and then his character started moving on its' own towards the egg

when tubbo found tommy's tower and immediately disconnected from the server, shut off his webcam, and turned off the stream

when ant was killed during the red banquet and the stream ended and people had to rush to other povs to find out what happened afterwards instead of just him respawning and continuing from there

that one was SICK i can't believe i forgot about it

*clicks for better quality and zooms in*

A stupid doodle...

eye on you

I have so much love for this ship, I can't even properly explain why I adore them as a couple...

But BRO, again, there was a lot of people on tik tok asking me "Erm actually we (95% it was a toxic (not a regular funbun shipper, you're good chams) funbun shipper) have EVIDENCE for our ship, is there any evidence for your ship??"

Is it a crime scene where you need to look for some fucking evidence...?

Anyways, you need evidence???

HERE'S YOUR EVIDENCE

Caine patted her on a head and then carefully put her back in place on her feet.

Mind you, episode 8, where he was fucking unstable and was having "FUN", and he was doing shit to them, but for this little moment, he softened, didn't throw her like a toy, GENTLY PUT HER BACK ON HER FEET.

SUE ME

But jokes aside, I don't have to explain diddly squat!

For me, these two are soulmates.

Look at my babies

I love this outfit so much, Caine, why did you even decide to wear your regular clothes again…

Wanna be a GOD? Look like one.