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starring cowgirl imogen, truck-driver fearne, and falconer laudna.
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the witches in my 90's-aligned-modern-with-magic-country-girl-au (yes it's contrived).
starring cowgirl imogen, truck-driver fearne, and falconer laudna.

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best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say
sometimes the subject of your thoughts is just in this thing
Ah, there it is!
The TUMBLER!
The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.
He's so handsome. You'll all be sorry.
Mafia boss smoking a cigar: Whyβd you gotta squeal, Squealinβ Stephen? I trusted you. Now I gotta send my best goons to show you what happens when you cross the Big Bossβ¦
Guy tied up in chair: uhβ¦theres just one guy over there.
Mafia boss: Yeah. Thatβs Lilβ Tony. Heβs got one of dem conditions where heβs got multiple mooks nβ his head. But when Big Tony fronts youβre gonna be in big trouble.
Lilβ Tony: We actually all agree weβre gonna kick your ass.
it's not frequent enough to be considered a meme or a trend, but I like how every so often this site gets a new "woke mafia boss" variation.
i know you said we ride at dawn but iβm not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

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more benches in museums
the benches need to have backs!
βDo dishesβ and βtake out trashβ both require the use of a spell slot, vs βuse phoneβ is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard
I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything
Years ago back when I worked in cubicle land, we were hiring junior software developers. They didnβt have to have a ton of experience, just a willingness to learn, and some demonstration of their software skills. Like: show me a program you wrote (any language) or a web site you designed. Anything.
And there was this one guy I talked with who seemed super sharp, but had virtually zero experience writing software. When it came time to do the show-n-tell part of the interview he whips out his laptop, brings up a website, and spins it around to show me what he made.
A website of tiny ceramic frogs.
Not for sale. Just⦠all these ceramic frogs, organized into categories. Frogs on bicycles, frogs with hats, frogs sitting on lily pads. It was a virtual museum of ceramic frogs in web form.
I scrolled through his online collection of frogs, slightly baffled.
βThis is your website?β I asked finally.
βYep!β
βYou coded this yourself?β I popped into view-source mode and poked around some incredibly well-formatted, well-commented html. I nodded slowly. This guy was meticulous.
βYep!β
βSoβ¦ whereβd all the frogs come from?β
βI made those too,β he says, beaming.Β
And while Iβm processing this he rummages in his bag and pulls out a little ceramic frog working at a computer terminal. He places it on the table before us, next to the laptop.
βAnd THIS one,β he says,Β βI made for you! As a thank you for the interview.β
It was adorable. I hired him on the spot. I mean, why not? Worst case heβd wash out in 90 days and weβd hire somebody else. He turned out to be one of the best developers on our team.Β
And yes, his cubicle was loaded with ceramic frogs.
people have said good things about you behind your back, without your knowledge. people have shared their love for you with others.

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(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)
watching an old disney movie
inspired by the comments in this video making me aware of the siamese cat scene in aristocats
People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person
Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs
Life gets better never give up hope
No its not i found it firstand you cant have it Finders keepers and besides Idont have anything at all in this world anymore so maybe you could just let me have this

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my mom just recently started selling things on facebook marketplace, and earlier she was telling me about her first-ever interaction with a buyer from there, and i was expecting some sort of insane horror story because she started off describing how he was VERY direct and brief in the communication and was clearly in a hurry to meet up asap, but she went on to describe waiting outside at the rendezvous point and seeing this big huge guy pull up on a motorcycle "and you could tell he works with his hands and makes a lot of money" (paradoxically described as having dirty jeans but a clean and well-taken-care-of face(???)) and he just pulled out a wad of hundreds to pay her in cash. he was of course buying a pair of silver james avery earrings from the 1970s, and he explained the reason he was in a hurry because he was about to go meet a different fb marketplace seller to buy the matching pendant from the set, and that it's for his wife who collects all sorts of vintage james avery stuff. thanks for the sale big huge dirtyclean motorcycle guy, i hope your wife enjoys adding your purchases to her dragon hoard
this is the craziest thing Iβve ever fucking seen