it's your day to take out the trash, can you do it

I think tumblr should have lil emotes like twitch does

thinking of the time I ordered olive garden online and I put "please speak to me in an Italian accent" in the special requests category and completely forgot about it, and when I went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes "eyyy I got-a your-a order bappada boopity!" and when I told him he didn't actually have to do it he was like "a-nooo I was-a looking forward to it! I was-a the only one-a brave enough to do it!"

MILES MORALES CAN SIGN I AM CRYING THEY INCLUDED THIS IN THE GAME THEY EVEN LOOK DECENT (though there’s a miss on the fact that his mask stays on, I do love that Deadpool in the comics lifts his mask when he signs with Clint because facial expression is important in ASL)

needs more lens flare

Wasn’t that the one where the engine room was just, like. A brewery?

needs more lens flare

Wasn’t that the one where the engine room was just, like. A brewery?

Yep, because baby formula is one of the most shoplifted things in America. Which should ALSO radicalize you.

Ah yes, classical conditioning put to good use

Those ears work on the same level of physics as anime tits

I’m still trying to wrap my head around Fred saying “bitch” and then you come along and hit me with this cursed addition

#scooby says ruh roh#shaggy says zoinks#velma says jinkies#daphne says jeepers#fred says BITCH

Catholics vs Protestants

okay, but all I’ve done today is sleep lmao 

I woke up at noon, ate lasagna and went back to sleep right after

maybe you were put on this earth to be tender and loving during a time when you are expected to be cruel and calloused

some of you are so fucking miserable get well soon

I’m tired of women’s moral ambiguity being interpreted as evil and men’s evil being interpreted as moral ambiguity.

whats the mood for rn