save me spring... trees blossoming again save me... save me days getting longer and sun shining brighter... flowers blooming everywhere save me....

He is though

I make piss jokes

i just heard the most intense scream in my kitchen so i got up to see what was wrong and my 11 year old sister was on the floor cuddling a bag of potato chips and i said dude whats wrong and she yelled  ”THEYRE STALE. WHY DOES THE WOLRD HATE ME? I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS” 

is that a watermelon on the floor

no its her sister omg dont be so rude

to this day i cannot BELIEVE aang called up and blew off like nine avatars just because they didnt offer any vegan options to ending the war

i had a dream there was nuclear site-wide discourse on here over a post that was like "if youre sucking a blonde man's cock youre sucking on a clitoris 🗣" it was so real i feel like im still there

so true bestie. but anyway. let me lay my head on your chest and fall asleep to the sound of your breath

why did i think of st. john the apostle saying this to jesus

because you have serious problems