egg queen

do you ever watch a film n then afterwards get in this weird mindset where you think you’re in a film

who else just wants to fuck off and living in animal crossing. my neighbor is a bird. i sold three pieces of fruit and bought a sofa with the profit. caught butterflies for two straight hours. my debt exists but the debtor literally doesn’t give a single flying fuck. i wanna go drink coffee at a cafe where it’s served to me by a Gentle pigeon. everyone is happy like 99% of the time unless you whack em with a net or something idk

do i….. like this or not? i honestly can’t tell sksksk

happy birthday to a very special and powerful deity…. baby grinch…

Oshit

:D

I don’t have a hard time believing this.

When I was a kid my favourite song was ‘save a horse, ride a cowboy’ because I had no idea it was about sex