*Transforms Into Couch*

To be quite honest with you all I do think that aro/ace-spectrum fans in fandoms where people are desperately inventing crossover ships and humanizing non-human characters in order to have a conventionally attractive guy to ship the main character with, instead of possibly having to enjoy a story with no romance in it, have the right to refer to everyone else as cowards.

Sorry you almost had to entertain the idea that people like me exist, I'm sure that was very painful for you.

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

Perfect example of an untranslatable joke. 😂

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

bro im not driving pass me the victor hugo there are men who seemingly are born to be the verso quote

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

Thank you, Chasm Frog.