Well Consider My Flabbers Ghosted

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

Today I will say this: I would let Cardi fuck me so dirty that my ancestors would be ashamed.

whimsy is stored in the bush

being a tease about giving a blowjob and doing little kitten licks on his tip. unfortunately the sight bypasses all restraint he might have and he comes square in your face. he apologises profusely and lowkey wants to die after

Ghost Band Canon is actually just three or four Tobias Forge headcanons in a tenchcoat.

when your mutual reblogs something with a full page of tags its like. girl (gender neutral) i am filling my mug with coffee and reading this like the morning paper. i am so interested in your thoughts on this post. i love you.

Humbly requesting one last burst of reblogs for reach 🙏

Holy shit it's so close (that's what she said)