Small but Mouthy

My current partner has lived on his own for 8 years and the absolute most I have to help him with is maybe sending him $20 so he can make a bill payment on time

After I left, in the first six months I got texts or calls asking me to please tell him:

The online banking password (dude, I left you, you should really change that)

Where I ordered his special-wecial organic underwear

Where the good cutting board was (my dad gave it to us at our wedding, genius, I took it with me along with the rest of the stuff from my family)

What brand butter we bought

What brand of local kielbasa we bought

Who his doctor was

What RMV office had the shortest lines

Where the old tax returns were (in the fucking box labeled tax returns)

The phone number for his best friend

I shit you not.

Then he had a heart attack (mild) and none of his family or friends were around to take him to the hospital. But instead of calling 911, he called me, who by then lived 45 minutes away. He lived 5 minutes from an EMS dispatch location. He called me, despite the fact that he didn’t believe me 8 months prior when I was feeling suicidal and I had to call a cab to go alone to check myself into the hospital for a 72-hour hold. I told him to call 911, hung up on him when he whined about “making a fuss”, called 911, called his siblings and then texted them “your brother is having a heart attack, I called 911 for him, come home,” and washed my hands of it.

rise of the brave tangled dragons

“the supernatural fandom has a gif for everything”

fluffy chicken

british youtubers

“ask made rebloggable by request”

missing e.

when people would make individual posts greeting every new follower they got

drapple (truly one of the lowest moments of the harry potter fandom)

those powerpoints that were like “my mum reacts to these generic white guys”

flower crowns

justgirlythings

GLEE

before tumblr took away the ability to edit posts so there were all those “bold what you prefer” surveys

everyone getting betrayed by cole sprouse

the divide between fandom blogs and hipster blogs

those barbie videos

when yahoo bought tumblr and everyone freaked out like the world was ending but literally nothing happened

“i stole them from the president”

the way gifs were like always orange??

mishapocalypse 

LOKI’D

transparent pictures

bronies

that one peter pan face character at disneyland

“You don’t wanna be a garbage collector when you grow up, do you?”

$34,000 a year, no college needed?

God forbid you take an honest job $7,000 above Michigan’s average cost of living line.

“You don’t wanna be a ditch digger.”

Bitch, I was making $15 an hour, post tax, doing exactly that, the fuck is wrong with it? (Other than it was physically exhausting.)

We need to help America, as a whole, understand that college is not, and should not be he only option, and that there is NO SHAME in trade school or even getting a career right out of high school.

I, personally, know plumbers making $80,000+ a year. Better than most 4 year degree workers.

We need plumbers, janitors, truck-drivers, garbage collectors, machinists, to keep this nation running smoothly. And they deserve respect for what they do.