practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

every time i see a woman i’m like good for her. coolest girl alive

this was meant to say every time i see a woman riding a skateboard but also yes

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some day (not now, but some day) the world will be ready for my Desperate Housewives TTRPG system. you'll never even think about playing d&d or pathfinder again you'll be like lemme roll up a housewife

roll up a housewife and smoke her