Go ahead, Binge.

Put the dumbest injury you’ve ever gotten in the tags

beautiful girls, all over the world (WHICH IS FLAT, BTW), i could be chasin but my time would be wasted...

i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look

Guys a few days ago i saw these two guys that were both probably in their early twenties at the store at like nine o'clock at night and one of them was wearing these fuzzy duck sandals that quacked loudly every time he took a step and his friend was pacing away from him as fast as he could going “I don’t know you. We are not friends.” While the other laughed hysterically about his duck shoes.

I would encourage this.

that’s fucking briliant

My kink: watching arrogant people get sent home first on Chopped 😏

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

definition: make the boys go loco

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.