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calling in thicc today

when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.

You could finish him or finish him

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this

Lmfao

“You put so much ginger in this it’s a Weasley” 💀

Yall

Like Gordon is savage yall. Comes straight for the jugular. Roasts people as well as he roasts chicken. 

The olive oil one took me all the way out. Like… 😂😂😂😂😂

Can anyone explain how you burn ice cream? I have so many questions

being nice to waiters is so easy and good the relief in their eyes when you arent angry that you had to wait for 10 minutes makes me sad so just. be nice to waiters

SHE DID THAT

me at the family dinner, sometime in 2036

Every time I see this video, it renews me

are u ever so attracted to someone that u just groan internally every time u see them like it’s physically painful how attractive they are