those magic changes

do i love terrance or do i just love public transportation

No more cops on big brother. Society has progressed past the need for cops on big brother

Let’s hear it for bagel & cream cheese

stop reblogging this i meant to write 1347

ive irreparably fucked up this doge meme. i’m a disgrace.

The rats weren’t carrying the plague, it was the fleas on the rats.

I guess busses dont carry people since they just carry seats and the seats have people, then?

If an armed militia travels by bus and exits the bus to kill people, you don’t say those people were killed by the bus.

doge’s pet rat is fucking sick and you are arguing about busses? fucking busses? 

I think that the absolute worst thing, hands down, about long distance relationships, platonic or otherwise, is when your friend feels bad and you can't just be like "I'll be there in 20 with a pizza and a shoulder to cry on"

Happy Black history month

A wawa girl falls in love with a sheetz girl. modern day romeo and juliet I tell you what.