hello

Mr. City

#mr city was my father please call me owl

adulthood is a scam i want to be a crow

I’m not even an adult and I want to be a crow.

The desperation only grows with years

What an incredibly inspiring addition thank you

It’s stuff like this that really makes me appreciate humanity as a whole

you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe you received an email. maybe you need to take your daily duolingo lesson. but no, you really just can’t be bothered. fuck you

The Duolingo owl wrote this post

me, coming back to my senses: I……really ate all that bread…….

this is so me nd I hate it

Bad bitches link up

My favorite thing on Tumblr are translated Russian cats.

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

*jumps over hole in sidewalk* yea you could say im pretty fucking athletic