one flesh, one end.

consistent effort and strong communication

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- the woman who tried to have you beat up

- the woman who officiated the match in which you were supposed to be beat up

- a picture that looks very much like your dead friend

you travel like 40,000 lightyears to find a girl, who you last saw crying over the body of said dead friend, in order to figure out if your boss is still in the skull you super-glued together from his bone fragments after he self-detonated.

imagine being camilla hect:

you are a prisoner of war, and your aforementioned travel companions are also prisoners of war… well one is at least. the other is now radicalized. and together they’re going through a twelve year long childhood frenemies to lovers plot and they argue all. the. time. and you’re forced into the World’s Worst Third Wheeling Experience.

the revolutionary group holding you captive keeps trying to take the bones of your dead boss away and you keep getting electrocuted. also fun fact: the body of your very dead friend is ~2 Hot 2 Rot~ and simply does not decompose. the revolutionary group starts a bit of a cult around it.

somewhere along the way, you somehow you manage to get your boss back to living status, but your new roommates include:

- a 10,000 year old cavalier (founder of the 2nd house) who is NOT in her own body

- an amnesiac girl named nona who is also NOT in her own body

and additionally you have to deal with: zombies. the apocalypse. an incoming war. the wrath of god. possible birthday parties.