Unreplaceable by robots

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

Hell yeah 🤙

Biczechual

Czechia mentioned! Czechia says bi rights!

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Texting the ecologist friend after she gave birth to ask “on a scale of kangaroo to spotted hyena how bad was it”

Hold on I need to look something up.

You are going to regret that. My preemptive condolences.

It's fine they just went a little nuts with the character creation face sliders

Bilbo: "I fell asleep for 45 minutes, and when I woke up, the Dwarves were assembling an IKEA dresser."

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

RIP😔🙏📚🍯