Horror Galorror

new bit, it’s called “the wrong twin died.” any time you’re talking about an alive person who you dont like, say something like “yeah he sucks. the wrong twin died.” make up a fake story about how the person used to have a twin but the twin died tragically and they were probably nicer than the one who survived.

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

i'm going to write a fic about darth vader except he doesn't have the helmet or armor or missing limbs or scars and he doesn't have any powers and he's actually just upper management at a big organization instead of a sith lord and also most of the fic is just him giving words of affirmation to his reader-insert wife

im on my behavior