#tangentially

GRAVEWHALE!

Okay seriously this is some fascinating shit.

And I don’t know shit about fossils, marine biology or ocean research.

Fascinating stuff!

There’s a Moby Dick joke somewhere in there but I can’t articulate it.

So. This is a bit about Good Omens, but actually about a lot of queer stories with cynical or outright unhappy endings.

I think people like NG(fuck him sideways with a stick) see happy endings as overdone, cliche, old fashioned, predictable. If you want to be subversive, edgy and cool, you need to have a tragic ending, or an ambivalent one, or a cynical one.

But the thing is, if you're writing a queer story, you're writing for an audience that rarely gets a happy ending. The queers rarely get to live happily ever after in a joyful world. That's why we so deeply appreciate stories that celebrate queer joy. Because it's so rare.

So these (mostly) heterosexual (mostly) men write queer stories for queer audiences and don't realise that for us, we expect the tragedy, the ambivalence, the cynicism. For us, if you want to be subversive, write that happy ending, that hopeful ending, that affirmative ending. We won't expect it. I promise. You can be an edgelord by subverting the queers have to suffer trope. We will all be impressed by your audacity. I promise.

Quackity: Alright, let's see. Ah, this is- Hey! This is false! [In a heavy accent] Wilbur, if you are seeing this picture, MFer is fake! Is fake! They trying to make me look desperate!

[In Spanish] Why am I saying- I speak English-

Happy Thimble Thursday!!!!!

How are we doing fellow europeans???

Bon(es)uses:

the first nine panels of my safehouse comic! the following +40ish panels are not apt for tumblr (+18) but you can purchase it on itch.io for a minimun of $3 usd! if you want to see my wips or access works like these early, you can subscribe to my patreon. heed the warnings and be safe