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dan and phil's best trait is that they are both in love with pj

god he has all the stupid little tuna melt ingredients prepared in containers in a neat stack in his fridge. he's losing the idgaf war in ways no one has ever lost before. "I was gonna make one for me I can make two" shut up you FREAK with your temperature controlled ginger ale. do you think this is the first time in his life he's actually tried to get someone to stay at his house. like I'm sure sveta has stayed over for a few days or whatever but it's just. baby's first crush. he logicked shane into a corner so he'd run out of excuses to leave and then he put everything in little containers right next to the ginger ale so he could get it all out quickly and smoothly and shane would think he was so nonchalant and wouldn't notice that he just accidentally got a husband. memorized his stupid little schedule. he was pacing around the house before shane got there, putting on his suit in the mirror. he whipped that shirt at Shane so quick HE WASNT EVEN WEARING A SHIRT he put it by the bed so he could put shane in his clothes. oh my god he cleaned his room and left a tshirt casually by the bed. picked out the one he wanted shane to wear. mayor of yearntown. king of yearnia. i think i hauve covid

Dan and Phil are lucky their careers are the same because I cant imagine they'd be able to handle one of them having An Office Job full time. Mr and Mr we wake up at the same time Mr and Mr we eat the same food Mr I dyed everything green and his husband Mr got scared by the laundromat could never have separate jobs.

Imagine lawyer Dan coming home from a long day at court or whatever and Phil has pissed on the carpet like a nervous dog. They're lucky they're creatively compatible.

Phil has to stay late at work editing a gay porno and Dan gets so jealous he chews up all the shoes and then Phil has to chew up the reat of the shoes to keep their food routines in sync

this was peak loverboy Dan by the way like he willingly sat through that fuckass protein bar while Phil had a 5 star starter even through he is a self proclaimed starter person, he walked Phil through ignoring the cheese in his main course and focusing on the other good flavors (and made sure Phil didn’t have food on his face), “I wish you could try this drink!” cause he loved it so he immediately wanted to share it, he tried to find fruit that didn’t have cheese essence to share and knowing Phil was a dessert person he surprise ordered an additional dessert with white chocolate for Phil to close out the meal all while looking at him with so much love I genuinely felt like I was intruding, all of this in a video where a RAT picks their food 😭

So, apparently the answer to the question of "How long until Dan feels comfortable being sincerely romantic on camera?" is six and a half weeks.

this whole video was like yep they sure are eating food. and then the end arrived and dan howell ran me over with 2000 trucks by ordering phil a surprise good dessert with all his favourite things in it because he knew he'd be upset by the cheese ending and revealed this all to him with a look like phil hung the stars in the sky. we're never safe