the urge and ability to reblog funny posts

i went to strong apes that kill you island and

she hasn’t responded, im gonna go check on strong apes that kill you island. BRB!

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haters will literally give birth to you

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

by talos this can’t be happening

the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature

Garlic powder & onion powder are literally like two beautiful twin sisters brushing eachothers long hair at the lake by moonlight one last time before they both walk into the forest and kill themselves

^_^ and >_< and also o_O and also T_T as well as >_> btw. if you care -_-

IS THERE AN EMPATH ON THE PLANE

imagine banning woman boobs only to blast every user of your website with non stop ball shaving ads

@swordoftheberserkgutsrage

Imagine winning the skee ball jackpot and instead of printing out a huge receipt of tickets it just prints this out instead

americans love to eat a meal alone in a parked car

having worked for a company that constantly had life size cardborad cutouts of shaq, sometimes i do just see giant shaqs in the corner of my visions

if i was stuck in traffic i would just tell everyone to drive on the count of 3