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toastpotent-deactivated20250619

ok but he slick af wit i-

wait what

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moonkitty

oh fuck hes here!

sans undertale!

theonlythomasjefferson

Lol what the fuck. That’s some guy from Simpsons or some crap. That’s not my kin. Also, it’s Sans the Skeleton from Undertale. Stop clogging up the Sans tag with this bullshit.

moonkitty

ok i thought this was a joke answer at first but then i looked at your blog and i literally want to die looking at it dude

theonlythomasjefferson

What makes you want to die? The fact I’m Thomas Jefferson and you never will be?

quu

hgggggshhhh fffffffffsddddddhhgggfffgggggggg

moonkitty

*touches the soil* something terrible happened here

pissvortex

OSHA is asleep post load-bearing tree

wadey-wilson

I think you’re gonna be a bad teacher.

wackd-archive

he could remember that long password but not what any given electronic is called

twilightofthesandwiches

Remembering the password is *useful*, rememebring the name of Goobers isn’t inherently so.

wackd-archive

fair

itswalky

the bit of animation where peter throws the monitor behind them as they run is basically my favorite thing

zingoogniz

he got that password by watching a mirrored reflection of her hands, through a grate in the ceiling.

zingoogniz

but still has to peck at the letters with single fingers

silver-tongues-blog

okay listen, theres a reason intelligence and wisdom are two different stats

valtsv

covered in blood for sexy reasons

valtsv

also i just got stabbed

valtsv

dont suppose theres anyone here willing to tenderly clean, stitch and bandage my wounds while calling me an idiot in a exasperatedly fond tone of voice is there

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yame-sama

This is super important

weareallfatbats-deactivated2018

I told you people newer anime just doesn’t hold up to the classics

yomamapussystink

follow your dreams

forestwildflower-deactivated202

Holy shite

cyrodiil-burns

No he didn’t

f1ukemeister24

You won’t regret unmuting this.

echo-five-whiskey

OH my god

deathtokillian

sonofashepherd12576

This makes that so much funnier because it can be hard to laugh when someone could die

operativesurprise

I prefer the flying farmer routine but this is hilarious too

probablybadrpgideas

Build an atmosphere of dread by killing the PCs for no real reason. That’ll make them properly scared.

slamb0ne

This isn't a badrpgidea though The All Guardsmen Party did a fine job using that to make the point of 40k is dark. Not a very hard to make point but I think its nice ofem

just-shower-thoughts

Getting divorced and re-married is like starting a game over so you can go with the mage instead of the warrior.

powerfulwizard

MY WIFE LEAVING ME IS LIKE BIDEO GAME

surfrock

vivaciousarcanist

person: *makes a post that loosely resembles a plot point in homestuck* homestucks appearing in the notes of that post:

cilantrocosmic

HOW DO YOu EXPECT TO STOP ME WHEN I ALREADY EDITED THE PICTuRE.

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torviin

hey Tez can you draw my furry fetish art for free? and make it super detailed? also i want to use it in a DND campaign

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likeadragonpirateyakuzainhawaii

Please? I’ll pay you in exposure Tezzie

torviin

PISS

papasmoke

Oojka wamma po Jen'kiwi. Biig Woopa slemmy dengo peet

papasmoke

His most mighty Exaltedness would like to request that you fetch him a mint condition DVD of the beloved Earth film; Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, failure to do so will result in a fate… worse than death.

papasmoke

valtsv

oh, so when other people go outside it’s “good for their health” and “highly recommended”, it’s only when i do it that it’s a “containment breach” and a “high-level threat to public safety and security”, huh?

hotvampireadjacent

i wanted to changed my blog title to “let me play you a song on the worlds smallest violin” but tumblr wouldn’t let me bc it was too long :(

slamb0ne

Tumblr=commies confirmed

foulserpent

haha noooo bro!!! dont sacrifice me in the Bass Pro Shop pyramid’s secret altar dude ahahaha!!!! 😭stopppppp dont let my blood mingle with the sports equipment omg….!! ahhhh youre getting it everywhere bro stoppppppppp! aaaaahhh i am the lamb of the apocalypse😳!!!!! youre gonna awaken the deep one, dude!!!!!!! 😜

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slamb0ne

Low tier

lesbianshepard

the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy’s family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself.

zenosanalytic

It wasn’t a curse; it was a Promise u_u

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